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Bheja Fry

Home Alone, I have tried to do a Master Chef and the the task is "Operation Mutter Paneer"
Though the online guide gave the procedure to cook the same, it missed some vital steps.
For fellow master chefs, im trying to highlight all those points.

You need to have access for the following items before you cook:
1. First Aid Kit
2. Exhaust Fan
3. Face Mask
4. Pair of Optical Wear ( Preferably ordinary glasses, dont go for Rayban kindaa glasses, as they are too costly for this operation)

When you are trying to fry something for the first time, make sure that the exhaust fan is ON
Wear a mask along with the Optical Wear.
Ideally you should look like a Hollow man.
Make sure you have a generator at your place (What if power goes off? We need the exhaust fan to be running all the time)
First lit the stove and keep the kadai on it.
Now pour oil into the kadai.
Now take a deep fryer and tie a stick to it such that you maintain a distance (about 2 mts)  from the pan.
(If your kitchen doesnt have that space, better avoid frying)
Now put whatever you want to fry in the deep fryer and dip it in to the oil full of kadai (u need to maintain the distance).
Be brave and hold the fryer.
If everything goes fine "Swaad anusaar namak daaliye. Khel katam dukaan bandh"
If the oil spills, take a brave step and turn off the stove. Now Run and find a place to hide.
Agar Beevi aagayi tho waat lag jaayegi!

And please dont ask about my "Operation Mutter Paneer" and im currently in search of a place to hide
"Hum honge kaamyaab, hum honge kaamyaab, hum honge kaamyaab ek din"



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